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Q. What has four legs but can't walk?
A. A table!
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Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell station!
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Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. You crack me up!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!
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Q. Why did the elephant eat the candle?
A. He wanted a light snack!
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Q. Why is the letter "G" scary?
A. It turns a host into a ghost
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Q. What has 4 eyes but no face?
A. Mississippi!
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Q. What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website!
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Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?
A. The ones in the mail, of course!
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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 789!
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Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A. Because it felt crummy.
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Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
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Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A. A little horse
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Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese
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Q. Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A. It was learning a new language!
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Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?
A. Dead ends!
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Q. What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A. The Space bar!
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Q. What exam do young witches have to pass?
A. A spell-ing test!
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Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Q. Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
A. Because you dribble on the floor!
A. A table!
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Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell station!
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Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. You crack me up!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!
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Q. Why did the elephant eat the candle?
A. He wanted a light snack!
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Q. Why is the letter "G" scary?
A. It turns a host into a ghost
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Q. What has 4 eyes but no face?
A. Mississippi!
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Q. What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website!
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Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?
A. The ones in the mail, of course!
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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 789!
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Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A. Because it felt crummy.
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Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
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Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A. A little horse
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Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese
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Q. Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A. It was learning a new language!
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Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?
A. Dead ends!
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Q. What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A. The Space bar!
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Q. What exam do young witches have to pass?
A. A spell-ing test!
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Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Q. Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
A. Because you dribble on the floor!
