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Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A. To win the nobell prize
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Q. Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
A. They wear snow caps.
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Q. Why did the balloon burst?
A. Because it saw a lolly pop!
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Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn't very hungry.
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Q. How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A. Buccaneer
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Q. When is a car not a car?
A. When it turns into a garage.
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Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?
A. The baby, because he's a little Bigger!
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Q. What did the carpet say to the floor?
A. "You go ahead I'll cover you"
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Q. Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A. He wanted to get to the second-hand shop!
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Q. What flower grows on your face?
A. Tulips
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Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?
A. Disk-o
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Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
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Q. What kind of ship never sinks?
A. Friendship!
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Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A. Stop going in circles and get to the point!
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Q. How do you make a hotdog stand?
A. Steal its chair!
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Q. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?
A. Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!
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Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse
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Q. What did one earthquake say to another?
A. It's not my fault!
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Q. Where's an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar!
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Q. What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A. A sour puss!
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Q. Why do cows have bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
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Q. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A. A Garbage truck
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Q. How much will a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A-buck-an-ear
A. To win the nobell prize
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Q. Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
A. They wear snow caps.
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Q. Why did the balloon burst?
A. Because it saw a lolly pop!
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Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn't very hungry.
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Q. How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A. Buccaneer
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Q. When is a car not a car?
A. When it turns into a garage.
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Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?
A. The baby, because he's a little Bigger!
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Q. What did the carpet say to the floor?
A. "You go ahead I'll cover you"
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Q. Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A. He wanted to get to the second-hand shop!
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Q. What flower grows on your face?
A. Tulips
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Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?
A. Disk-o
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Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
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Q. What kind of ship never sinks?
A. Friendship!
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Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A. Stop going in circles and get to the point!
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Q. How do you make a hotdog stand?
A. Steal its chair!
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Q. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?
A. Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!
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Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse
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Q. What did one earthquake say to another?
A. It's not my fault!
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Q. Where's an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar!
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Q. What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A. A sour puss!
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Q. Why do cows have bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
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Q. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A. A Garbage truck
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Q. How much will a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A-buck-an-ear
