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Q. What washes up on very small beaches?
A. Microwaves!
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Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A. A hole!
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Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
A. The road!
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Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. Take away their chairs!
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Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A. The scientists were brainstorming!
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Q. Why did Tony go out with a prune?
A. Because he couldn't find a date!
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Q. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A. Hi Cliff!
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Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?
A. Show me the honey!
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Q. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A. Because he was sitting on the deck!
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Q. Why did the traffic light turn red?
A. You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
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Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A. I think I'm coming down with something!
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Q. What do lawyers wear to court?
A. Lawsuits!
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Q. What breaks when you say it?
A. Silence!
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Q. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot!
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Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck!
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Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A. Post Office!
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Q. What did the blanket say to the bed?
A. Don't worry, I've got you covered!
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Q. Why should you take a pencil to bed?
A. To draw the curtains!
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Q. How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A. One! After that its not empty!
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Q. What kind of button won't unbutton?
A. A bellybutton!
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Q. What do you call a dear without any eyes?
A. No eye dear!
A. Microwaves!
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Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A. A hole!
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Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
A. The road!
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Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. Take away their chairs!
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Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A. The scientists were brainstorming!
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Q. Why did Tony go out with a prune?
A. Because he couldn't find a date!
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Q. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A. Hi Cliff!
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Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?
A. Show me the honey!
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Q. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A. Because he was sitting on the deck!
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Q. Why did the traffic light turn red?
A. You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
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Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A. I think I'm coming down with something!
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Q. What do lawyers wear to court?
A. Lawsuits!
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Q. What breaks when you say it?
A. Silence!
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Q. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot!
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Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck!
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Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A. Post Office!
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Q. What did the blanket say to the bed?
A. Don't worry, I've got you covered!
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Q. Why should you take a pencil to bed?
A. To draw the curtains!
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Q. How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A. One! After that its not empty!
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Q. What kind of button won't unbutton?
A. A bellybutton!
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Q. What do you call a dear without any eyes?
A. No eye dear!
