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Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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Q. What do you do with a blue whale?
A. Try to cheer him up!
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Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop him a line!
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Q. Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
A. To the Baa Baa shop!
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Q. What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish!
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Q. Why was the pelican kicked out of the hotel?
A. Because he had a big bill!
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Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies!
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Q. What kind of dog tells time?
A. A watch dog!
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Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
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Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?
A. Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A. A sour puss!
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Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A. Its easier than walking!
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Q. What kind of key opens a banana?
A. A monkey!
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Q. How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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Q. Why does a hummingbird hum?
A. It doesn't know the words!
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Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school!
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Q. What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A. The temperature!
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Q. What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?
A. Today and Tomorrow!
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Q. Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A. Neither, they both weigh a ton!
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Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
A. Mississippi!
A. Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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Q. What do you do with a blue whale?
A. Try to cheer him up!
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Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop him a line!
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Q. Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
A. To the Baa Baa shop!
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Q. What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish!
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Q. Why was the pelican kicked out of the hotel?
A. Because he had a big bill!
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Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies!
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Q. What kind of dog tells time?
A. A watch dog!
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Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
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Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?
A. Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A. A sour puss!
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Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A. Its easier than walking!
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Q. What kind of key opens a banana?
A. A monkey!
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Q. How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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Q. Why does a hummingbird hum?
A. It doesn't know the words!
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Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school!
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Q. What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A. The temperature!
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Q. What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?
A. Today and Tomorrow!
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Q. Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A. Neither, they both weigh a ton!
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Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
A. Mississippi!
