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Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
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Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
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Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
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Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!
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Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
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Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you're eating a watermelon!
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Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!
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Q. Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!
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Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
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Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!
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Q. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
A. He couldn't concentrate!
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Q. How do you repair a broken tomato?
A. Tomato Paste!
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Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because his parents were in a jam!
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Q. What did the hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty!
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Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg!
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Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A. A turkey!
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Q. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A. A stomach-cake!
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Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A. He felt crummy!
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Q. When does a cart come before a horse?
A. In the dictionary!
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Q. Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A. She couldn't control her pupils!
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
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Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
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Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
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Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!
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Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
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Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you're eating a watermelon!
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Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!
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Q. Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!
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Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
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Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!
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Q. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
A. He couldn't concentrate!
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Q. How do you repair a broken tomato?
A. Tomato Paste!
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Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because his parents were in a jam!
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Q. What did the hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty!
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Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg!
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Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A. A turkey!
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Q. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A. A stomach-cake!
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Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A. He felt crummy!
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Q. When does a cart come before a horse?
A. In the dictionary!
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Q. Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A. She couldn't control her pupils!
