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Q. Where does wood come from?
A. A guy named woody.
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Q. What has one horn and gives milk
A. A milk truck.
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Q. Where do bulls get their messages
A. On a bull-etin board.
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Q. What do bulls do when they go shopping?
A. They CHARGE!
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Q. Why were the giant's fingers only eleven inches long?
A. Because if they were twelve inches long, they'd be a foot.
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Q. What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny Farts!
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Q. What runs but can't walk?
A. The faucet!
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Q. What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
A. A water bed!
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Q. What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
A. Firecrackers!
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Q. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A. No thanks, I'm stuffed!
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Q. Why did the barber win the race?
A. Because he took a short cut.
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Q. What's taken before you get it?
A. Your picture.
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Q. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A. To get a root canal.
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Q. Why did the child study in the airplane?
A. He wanted a higher education!
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Q. Why was the broom late?
A. It over swept!
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Q. What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A. A ladder in her stocking!
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Q. What did one virus say to another?
A. Stay away, I think I've got penicillin!
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Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
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Q. What pet makes the loudest noise?
A. A trum-pet!
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Q. What is a tornado?
A. Mother nature doing the twist!
A. A guy named woody.
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Q. What has one horn and gives milk
A. A milk truck.
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Q. Where do bulls get their messages
A. On a bull-etin board.
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Q. What do bulls do when they go shopping?
A. They CHARGE!
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Q. Why were the giant's fingers only eleven inches long?
A. Because if they were twelve inches long, they'd be a foot.
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Q. What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny Farts!
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Q. What runs but can't walk?
A. The faucet!
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Q. What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
A. A water bed!
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Q. What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
A. Firecrackers!
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Q. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A. No thanks, I'm stuffed!
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Q. Why did the barber win the race?
A. Because he took a short cut.
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Q. What's taken before you get it?
A. Your picture.
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Q. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A. To get a root canal.
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Q. Why did the child study in the airplane?
A. He wanted a higher education!
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Q. Why was the broom late?
A. It over swept!
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Q. What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A. A ladder in her stocking!
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Q. What did one virus say to another?
A. Stay away, I think I've got penicillin!
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Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
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Q. What pet makes the loudest noise?
A. A trum-pet!
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Q. What is a tornado?
A. Mother nature doing the twist!
